Green beer fest!
Take your favorite golden colored beer.
Add a few blue food coloring drops!
Drink the green until ya piss green!
Don't have a favorite golden colored beer??
No worries, Find an open beer bottle from St. Patricks day last year!
Drink the green until ya puke green!
Same effect, really!
P.S. The only acceptable foods today are Corned Beef, Cabbage, Potatoes, and Beer.
Substitute any and all food in the above list with beer if you are out.
If you're out of beer... er... I hadn't thought it out that far.
Have a happy St.Paddy's anyway!